Ode to Superior Craftsmanship and Engineering:
I'm in love, I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it! I have never been more in love with an inanimate object than I am with my new car. Sometimes I just stare at her from my window. Other times I'll go sit in the car just to make a phone call. I love it! It smells so good. The brakes work (always a plus), it can accelerate (also handy), it is the smartest, sexiest, fastest, most beautiful thing I have ever owned. If I could, I would make sweet sweet love to it. I'm not a big crier, but this wonderfully made automobile moves me to tears every time I step into it. When I go to get in the car I feel this little tingly sensation as I realize that, oh yes, that's MY car. Plus, I've been getting a lot of admiring/jealous stares from fellow commuters. There better be bmw's in heaven, or else count me out.
2 comments:
Look at you and your very sexy car, both very hot!
By the sounds of it you very much like it, however I am nervous that you may start to sleep in it.
Perhaps we could just have a picture of it printed on a pillow instead?
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