Wednesday, June 4, 2008

a minor fetish...


Ode to Superior Craftsmanship and Engineering:

I'm in love, I'm in love, and I don't care who knows it!  I have never been more in love with an inanimate object than I am with my new car.  Sometimes I just stare at her from my window.  Other times I'll go sit in the car just to make a phone call.  I love it!  It smells so good.  The brakes work (always a plus), it can accelerate (also handy), it is the smartest, sexiest, fastest, most beautiful thing I have ever owned.  If I could, I would make sweet sweet love to it.  I'm not a big crier, but this wonderfully made automobile moves me to tears every time I step into it.  When I go to get in the car I feel this little tingly sensation as I realize that, oh yes, that's MY car.  Plus, I've been getting a lot of admiring/jealous stares from fellow commuters.  There better be bmw's in heaven, or else count me out.


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Anonymous said...

Look at you and your very sexy car, both very hot!
By the sounds of it you very much like it, however I am nervous that you may start to sleep in it.
Perhaps we could just have a picture of it printed on a pillow instead?