Puppies are the greatest things in life. Dogs are a close second with very old, incontinent dogs a distant third. Everything else in life falls somewhere else along the spectrum after that. I can't think of a more perfect afternoon than spending some quality time with my man and my pup. Look at the puppy pictured above. It's just begging you to love it. If it were socially acceptable, and if that was actually my puppy, you would be looking at my future christmas card. I'll leave you with a top 10.....TOP 10 REASONS WHY PUPPIES ARE BETTER THAN BABIES:
10. you're a weirdo if you try to put a diaper on a dog
9. naming a puppy "thor" or "rumplestiltskin" is cute, while naming it "kevin" is creepy
8. two cups of food in the morning, two cups of food in the evening. done.
7. puppies come out walking
6. the greatest gift you can ever give is a tennis ball
5. you can sell litter-mates for profit
4. puppies can follow one word commands after only a few weeks of training
3. people don't judge you for putting up "lost puppy" posters
2. no need to worry about post-baby muffin tops
1. puppies are soft, cuddly, and always land on their feet (sorta)
4 comments:
David Letterman needs you on his writing staff...
Is the dog your holding named Kevin, or is the a subtle hint?
Amen to Matt - please post more. I could use more humor in my life!
Oh Katie, I love you. So not what I was expecting, so hilarious! Miss you!
I feel like that was a hit to Roxy putting her in 3rd place. It's not her fault she can't hold her bladder anymore! She still loves you like she did when she was a pup! I love Roxy.
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